The Trancsendance of Lame

I fell in love with someone I met on the internet, which I always swore would never happen to me. Because that is SO lame. But, I have always been an overachiever of sorts, so I really needed to surpass the base level lame, and move into an even lower dimension that transcends all words I could use to describe it. I am stalking someone. On DeviantArt. Her name is Anni, and she lives in Germany but she also speaks perfect English. I have commented on some her artwork but so far I haven't really had any sort of conversation with her except for her short replies. I am going to include her picture, because she is beautiful. I really just needed to make it clear that, as well as being a bitch, I am also lame. Really really, cant even actually use the word becase (as I said) it transcends it, lame.

Anni: