My Evil MDGD, and Manly Pussies
The single most annoying thing in my life right now is my MDGD (Manic Depressive Gayness Disorder). Seriously, one moment I am like, “OOO, hot chicks!!” And the next I am like, “Oh, kill me now, I don’t want to be a dyke!!”
But I somehow always remain one. I sort of like toying with the lovely idea of bisexuality, I mean, it kind of sounds like more fun than Lesbianism, I get more variety to choose from. Hmm, that was a horribly stupid thing to think, and it STILL sounds stupid when I write it. How fun for me.
But anyways, I really want to watch some lesbian film and wish I were a lesbian, like most cool people watch films about gay guys and wish they were one, because there is so much drama, and its just so much cooler than being straight. But lesbian movies are never so cool. They always depict really stereotypical, angry, ugly, fat, boyish lesbians, who hate men.
a) I may be sort of angry, but not for NO reason whatsoever, and I am usually pretty cool around other people, its just fun to express myself in this blog.
b) I am not ugly, I just am not. I cannot be modest and say, “well, I am not really that pretty…” ‘Cause it just isn’t true. I am fucking hot.
c) I am a size 5 with 34D breasts, people usually do not look at me and think “fat cow.”
d) I totally love being a woman. And I like WOMEN, not just pussies on manly bodies, but ACTUAL WOMEN. I think this idea is sort of hard for some lesbians to comprehend.
e) I love men. Kameron especially. Baby, you kick ass! And I cannot imagine not liking you just because you are a guy. And I like my father, he is pretty cool. And my three best friends, Anonymous friend BM, Anonymous friend GP, and Kameron, are all guys. So I really have no problem with them, even if I DON’T want to actually be them, or be like them, or have the same yucky parts as them…
But I somehow always remain one. I sort of like toying with the lovely idea of bisexuality, I mean, it kind of sounds like more fun than Lesbianism, I get more variety to choose from. Hmm, that was a horribly stupid thing to think, and it STILL sounds stupid when I write it. How fun for me.
But anyways, I really want to watch some lesbian film and wish I were a lesbian, like most cool people watch films about gay guys and wish they were one, because there is so much drama, and its just so much cooler than being straight. But lesbian movies are never so cool. They always depict really stereotypical, angry, ugly, fat, boyish lesbians, who hate men.
a) I may be sort of angry, but not for NO reason whatsoever, and I am usually pretty cool around other people, its just fun to express myself in this blog.
b) I am not ugly, I just am not. I cannot be modest and say, “well, I am not really that pretty…” ‘Cause it just isn’t true. I am fucking hot.
c) I am a size 5 with 34D breasts, people usually do not look at me and think “fat cow.”
d) I totally love being a woman. And I like WOMEN, not just pussies on manly bodies, but ACTUAL WOMEN. I think this idea is sort of hard for some lesbians to comprehend.
e) I love men. Kameron especially. Baby, you kick ass! And I cannot imagine not liking you just because you are a guy. And I like my father, he is pretty cool. And my three best friends, Anonymous friend BM, Anonymous friend GP, and Kameron, are all guys. So I really have no problem with them, even if I DON’T want to actually be them, or be like them, or have the same yucky parts as them…
posted by Anonymous Bitch at 10:19 PM
1 Comments:
k this post depresses me, but I'm fine with just being ok. Not everyone is hot, although sometimes It's fun to imagine being hot :)
-sandy
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