Writing Prompts for Anonymous Shrink

I couldn’t think of anything to write, so I went to one of those web sites that gives you writing prompts, so here we go.
1) What do you think of your children? I don’t have any children so I can’t really think anything of them quite yet can I?
2) If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be? Fuck! I cant answer that either, there are so many things that I would change, that I can not even think of one specific thing, its almost like I would just like to change myself as a whole.
3) The ten most important things in a relationship. I guess the entire website is conspiring against me because it is hard for me to answer that to, I guess to not let the guy fuck me without buying me anything would be my biggest concern. But having a real relationship might actually help me with answering that question more fully.
4) What changes do you wish to make in the next five years? I guess I can answer that one. In the next five years I would like t change 6 things a) my clothes b) my outlook on life c) my image d) the people around me e) my attitude and f) myself.
5) Paper or plastic? Why? Ok, so first of all that is the stupidest writing prompt I have ever heard in my life, and second, plastic, because it pisses everyone off.
Well, it will be nice to tell anonymous shrink about this, I wonder what he will say about the paper or plastic thing, he seems kind of like a hippie to me.